We alll have things in our lives that we're not proud of. I just want to get some of them off my chest. I like the Jackson Five, The The, professional wrestling, kools, pork rinds, sno balls, Slayer, KMFDM, Laibach, Vladimir Mayakovskij, internet porn,Mexican souvenirs especially the ones with dried frog carcasses in amusing poses, Ika I Rutan, Ani muthafukin DiFranco, NWA,
Oi, Big Butt magazine, Ikea, Jack Chick tracts, and Sparks malt liquor beverage cause it has caffiend in it to keep you awake while you get your drink on.
This does not make me a bad person!!
Do you like Kenny G, or watching reality TV? Does the sight of Britney Spears chocha fascinate you? Do you know what 2girls1cup is?
If so, this also does not make you a bad person. It makes you a freak like the rest of us.
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Sno balls kick f*ckin' ass. Wait, you mean the chocolate snack cakes covered in tasty pink marshmallow-coconutty goodness, right? Not the spunk-in-the-mouth kind. Not down with that.
Oh, and Hot-n-Spicy pork rinds, beef jerky, and Dr. Pepper was a regular meal on the ship for me when all the faggoty air wing guys took up all the chow line space.
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