I have had a rough time getting the time and energy to get in here and write something. Sorry.
Right now, I'm putting a hold on the "all the riches of this earth" story. I want to polish this crappy plastic little piece of bling and maybe send it on to Analog or something else. Suffice it to say it is a silly story involving an alien janitor, a long journey, a brothel, crab lice,vestigal antennae, balls out trippin', and the true underlying nature of desire and fame.
Today,I saw something lovely and heartwarming. I was stuck behind a car at a light. The driver of the car in front was on her cel. phone throughout the whole green arrow phase of the light. I honked politely and she continued to ignore the light. What sunk in like a hand grenade with a thirty second fuse, is that she had two bumper stickers. On the right she had one that read "WORK HARDER, millions of welfare recipients depend on you" on the left she had
"God doesn't believe in atheists"
I wonder if I could print up stickers and put them on unsuspecting bumpers some day.
like...."GEORGE W. CUNT" or "Ask me about my Fistula" "I'm pro-life and I swallow"
"my other car is a slave wagon" Believe me, there are other far more offensive stickers, but I really don't feel like poppin' them off unless somebody asks.
2 comments:
You print 'em up and I'll help you put 'em on.
"Ask my about my fistula"...that's funny.
Ahhh... bumper stickers. Now there's something worth "blogging". The mini-resumes and summation of a person's philosophy in a collage of stickers.
Then there are vanity plates, which leads to a good anecdote: I was discussing with my wife that there really isn't a good vanity plate out there. As I was really driving this point home, we both saw the sport car in front of us with the plates "NODEITY". I immediately withdrew my argument.
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