In tales of old
the young lady or lad
gets wise advice from
his mom or dad.
in a garden green or maybe
in front of a throne
maybe it's a wizard...
I don't fuckin know,
whatever.
ok, maybe it's an ogre
at a plastic kitchen table
smoking Winstons,
drinking coffee black and oily
listening to shortwave
on a radio big as a suitcase.
mysterious advice, dispensed
by this mysterious advisor
cloaked in his underwear,
white V neck so old and thin
like chicken skin
a forest of black rebellious hair
poking out.
"Junior don't....puff..
carry a fucking knife clipped to ...slurp..
your pocket.
a knife they can see is worse than
no knife at all
because if you have to use it, they should never see it
that's why, goddamit, otherwise
you're just fucking playing and that's going to
get you killed, got it?"
Merle Haggard is stuck in the suitcase with
a whining steel guitar, getting
attacked by static.
shut the fuck up
and eat your cereal and don't tell
your mom I let you have
coffee.
-Duarte Gaivota