ha ha ha shitpost

Let's hear it for the good times,
  green lawns and gasoline
cold drops lazing down your glass
    a hot day kept at bay

Hooray for my sweet girl
 cotton candy and corn colored hair
    my American dame
she likes to kick it nasty

  me gotta get that
me gonna hit that
 me so stupid and
 predictable


  America, fine
you are
so good at church
 so down with whoring

         from the window
to the border wall
        twerk permits
and Oxycontin

    bitch, you like it
you say daddy choke me
 "i can't breathe"
is not a safe word

     like the song says,
my country tis of thee
 you get the ankles, I'll get the wrists
          it's come down to this

                  I'm longboarding down
the scaly tail of Satan
     With a menthol behind my ear
  and a song in my pants.