If you're buying,
make me one with a little
surprise at the end, a
strong finish, with a sour
twist, and
something ordinary but not
too dull,you know
what I like.
give it to me in a cup
of monumental proportions,maybe
that would not have seemed
out of place in the hand of
a pirate king, no
wait, maybe a crystal glass all
light and sparkles
oh, i know just
the thing...a
garish plastic pineapple or
a skull with sparklers
that lights up the room and
says
"Hey, lookit me, it's
my birthday!"
Life is just too short
to drink Mickeys malt liquor
from a red plastic cup
or pretend to like the taste
of raw gin
Don't give it to me straight
either,
I want to dress it up and
sashay